What's Marilyne MacLaren saying as she hoola-hoops.
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Really? You hadn't heard I was working for Ryanair.
Douglas, Bathgate
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So, £50 billion on Dodgy Banks in the 3.30, that's your insider's tip is it?
DaveMack
It's the credit crunch you see. I'm getting the facelift done in instalments.
The Barred O' Leith
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