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Published Date: 25 July 2008
What's the Queen saying to world gurning champion Tommy Mattinson?


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1

Sarcasm,

25/07/2008 12:19:28
Mirror, mirror on the wall ...
2

Andy Pandy,

25/07/2008 12:21:09
"Hello

Is it me you're looking for?"
3

Bigwull,

edinburgh 25/07/2008 12:23:15
Hello Charles, You're looking well my boy
4

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25/07/2008 12:26:16
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5

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 12:33:04
One must remember to use that expression next time one’s posing for a stamp.
6

Jed Smith,

Moscow 25/07/2008 12:33:27

HRH Elizabeth Regina "Trams"
7

I love to eat Sellotape,

25/07/2008 12:43:53
I have no reason to exist.
8

The Genuine Mario Antoinette,

25/07/2008 12:44:51
"Look Ma'am heres an impersonation of your "Regina" ".
9

JayDeeTee,

25/07/2008 12:49:37
#8. First class!!
10

Truthman,

Washington, DC 25/07/2008 12:58:37
One would think he would sort his tie for my presence.
11

Rob Pendragon,

25/07/2008 12:59:07
You look exactly like the one one lost £10 on at Chepstow
12

Rob Pendragon,

Penarth 25/07/2008 13:01:02
And which end of the horse are you meant to be, young man?
13

Chris74,

Lochgelly 25/07/2008 13:06:22
That face reminds me of my daughter in law - quick philip get a photo!
14

Peedie Paws,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 13:09:27
"Philip. What is one doing back there?"
15

G - nome,

Edinburgo 25/07/2008 13:09:45
Queen 'concerned' as strange man publicly battles painful constipation.
16

Number1,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 13:13:43
The Queen's new toilet seat inspector wasn't best pleased when he found out one had just used it for a number two!
17

Alba-Hibs,

25/07/2008 13:15:38
You english are so funny, this wouldn't happen in Germany
18

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 13:15:39
Runner-up congratulates winner of the The World Gurning Championship
19

Hmmm!!!!,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 13:25:38
Rory Bremner's impersonations of the Queen were improving. Facial features included.
20

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 13:30:51
"One's High Definition long-screen TV is wonderfully clear!"
21

Venachar,

25/07/2008 13:34:46
Philip who did one's portrait?
22

I love to eat Sellotape,

25/07/2008 13:41:14
Wha's the feckin booza?
23

Rob Pendragon,

25/07/2008 13:44:27
I'll have you know one is wearing Rive Gauche, young man
24

Rob Pendragon,

25/07/2008 13:45:30
Well, you don't look like a pharaoh
25

Boy Wonder,

25/07/2008 13:49:00
Brenda ... "Ar*e!"
26

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 13:49:57
One’s very sorry. He’s normally quite a friendly corgi.
27

Rob Pendragon,

25/07/2008 13:50:07
Her Majesty's hat shows that she is slowly mutating into a Dalek
28

Punky Mendoza,

25/07/2008 14:03:21
What's with the long face?
29

Rob Pendragon,

25/07/2008 14:03:42
The Queen meets the winner of the World Deep-fried Mars Bar Eating Championships
30

Rob Pendragon,

25/07/2008 14:04:40
Well, one did warn you to stay downwind of Philip
31

Prin the Dissolving Donkey,

25/07/2008 14:15:06
Yes, the silent ones always are the worst, aren't they?
32

tambo-p-,

edinburgh 25/07/2008 14:42:55
my havent you let yourself go since leaving the hearts mr hartley!
33

Douglas,

Bathgate 25/07/2008 14:50:41
Elizabeth admires Saddam, the latest addition to her collection of executed dictators.
34

an interested party,

25/07/2008 14:51:26
who has Philip upset now
35

Wingman,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 15:06:27
One really should tie ones tie properly when meeting one.
36

G - nome,

Edinburgo 25/07/2008 15:15:42
I'm so unhappy
37

Willie Scott,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 15:17:40
Hey that mirror is faulty.....
38

Diana,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 15:19:50
"We are NOT amused."
39

The Genuine Mario Antoinette,

25/07/2008 15:36:55
36 So am i.
40

The Genuine Mario Antoinette,

25/07/2008 15:37:08
38 imbecile
41

Alternative (High-Octane) Fuel Head,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 15:42:36
I've seen better than that running at Ascot.
42

Alternative (High-Octane) Fuel Head,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 15:43:43
Mario,

Are you actually going to comment on the photo rather than slagging everyone off as usual?
43

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 15:47:56
Oh no, not another annus horriblis.
44

The Genuine Mario Antoinette,

25/07/2008 16:00:47
42

Arsè

(come on you knew that was coming)
45

81% Possession,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 17:13:57
Hello Camilla,Have you seen Charles?
46

Nisbet,

25/07/2008 18:10:57
The things one sees when one doesn't have ones gun!
47

Delivery Boy,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 19:31:12
One will have it stuffed, mounted and put on the wall next to the corgi!
48

Scotish Exile,

25/07/2008 20:57:48
Constipation can be a nuisance for one
49

Master Po,

25/07/2008 21:23:32
No Mr. Burrell I expect you to die !
50

Applecrumble,

Balerno 25/07/2008 22:15:39
'One does enjoy one's latest hunting trophy, especially mounted so beautifully on the wall.'
51

Pazuzu,

25/07/2008 22:47:41
That exactly the same face Phillip pulled when I mentioned the credit crash.
52

jonathan bell,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 23:59:17
'charles, i told you not to go to the girls aloud concert'!
53

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26/07/2008 12:17:08
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54

tomias,

Edinburgh 26/07/2008 14:52:31
Wrong way round surely
55

tomias,

Edinburgh 26/07/2008 15:05:26
No its your highness,not your harness !
56

beeballyally,

West Lothian 26/07/2008 17:01:58
"Phillip, call the fire brigade. Camilla's got the new leather toilet seat stuck on her head!"
57

ken wilkinson,

hull 26/07/2008 19:33:53
Queen-"What a stupid place to put a pane of glass."
58

Nisbet,

26/07/2008 21:03:11
That's exactly the face Michael Fagan pulled.
59

nosredna,

st. catharines 27/07/2008 03:36:50
Someone put the halter on the wrong end of the horse
60

shocker,

australia 27/07/2008 22:33:36
Hello Mr Collins how is life after hibs.
61

Edwinian,

Wellington 28/07/2008 04:54:34
Mmm, We are not amused.

 

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