Jokes of the Day

Three little lads were on their way home from school when one of them noticed a red Ferrari parked at the side of the road.

He said: "When I'm older I'm going to get a great job and buy one of them."

The second lad said: "I am going to university to get a great education, and a great job and buy one also."

The third lad says: "I'm going to get a job like my sister."

The other two asked what she did.

"She's a prostitute."

"What's a prostitute," the other two ask.

"I dont know, but that's my sister's car."

Margaret Paterson, Lochend.


A five-year-old girl was sitting with her Gran watching the tennis on the television. She asked for a drink of orange.

Her Gran said: "Wait until the set ends and they come off the court. I'll get you one then.''

Five minutes later the little girl said: "That man keeps saying juice but they won't stop for one."

Jim L, Davidson's Mains

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