A woman is reading the paper and says to her husband: "Look at this, dear, there's an article about a man who swapped his wife for a Hibs season ticket. You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you?"
"Of course not," replies her husband, "the season's almost over."
Margaret Black, LochendIf you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburghnews.comThe full article contains 74 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
