Perverts.

Police are on the look out for a van seen vibrating away from the scene

Why would a hostel have a sex toy vending machine? What ever happened to sweets and crisps or juice ones?

One for crimewatch.

#3 i was wondering the same thing myself,

Police are searching for some hardened criminals...

Expect a report on the ram raid attack on the battery display in Woolworths tomorrow.

They probably just did it for the Buzz.

I'm sure Tom Wood will put a crack team on the case.

I assume the bar had a vibrant atmosphere.

Well I hope they are satisfied !

Jeezo. When will it stop.

I suspect a tourist backpacker is behind this.

Forget Tony Blair and the peerages, we need our own cash, foreigner's probe now.

Could it be a cock up in security.

13

I suspect they'll be probing themselves with thier new toys already.

Arf arf.

Even if they catch them, they'll be let off with a suspendered sentence.

This 'hostel' is actually Gold Bros. off the Royal Mile.
I seen the shaky-dagger machine when I was browsing through the normal daggers...

Kid was recently seen at Belushis exclaiming 'Mum I want the big blue one with the studs and smiley face on the top'

Do you think it this a new wave of orgasmised crime?

oops a've taken it too far!!!

Apologies for bawsin' up post 22!

The thief was a Mary Ilf of Cock Burn Street, M. ILF has supposedly been involved in a turd burglary 2 years ago,

25

Is that your opinion or Rosies?

"In and out in just a few minutes". Hmmm, ah think ah ken whae it was......

27

You promised you wouldn't tell

Is this worthy of a story in the EN, more like the Daily Sport?This can hardly be described as a major crime, in fact, these thieves were just fannying about.

I'm really looking forward to the re-enactment on Crimewatch.

I suppose now there'll be a spate of dodgy neds selling off-the-back-of-a-lorry dildoes round the pubs.

I bet that the buggers who stole them were a bunch of fannies.

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Maybe not the buggers who stole them, the buggers who'll be using them will be!

I'm sure the police will get to the bottom of this story and are currently looking for satisfied criminals!

Bloody hell its like a 'Carry on' film reading this, actually just heard on the radio that the police are looking for an emotionally distraught male, he was seen running in tears from the scene of the crime, having discarded a box containing a 12 inch dildo with the words 'average male size' on the back. Poor boy, wonder what upset him?

#30 - let me know which pub

"The first we knew about it was when one of our customers came and told us it had happened."

Fnaar fnaar. Not the kind of thing you'd go and tell a stranger in a bar normally, but each to their own !

hahaha.

The strawberry chewing gum's a bit rubbery.:o)

Its like Sid James never died.

Update from LBpolice .
Suspect tall ,blonde,mid 20's answers to the name Ann Summers.

Some very funny plays on words in this forum and for your information, dour # 25 Rosie's Opinion, #22 AJ fi Fife's witticism WAS funny.

A case of pun-is envy?

There, I have fallen into the trap. Sorry

Batteries not included...