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Published Date: 30 April 2009
LIFE and pensions giant Standard Life today said it will do all it can to secure jobs – despite reporting a sharp decline in sales.
The Edinburgh-based firm has already been hit hard by the declining value of its assets as a result of plunging stock markets.

And today it revealed that its overall life and pensions sales tumbled by a fifth to £3.6 billion in the three months to
the end of March.

Although the firm admits that further job losses cannot be ruled out, it said it is committed to retaining staff wherever possible in order to allow it to be in a position to benefit from an upturn in the economy.

David Nish, Standard's finance director, said: "We have been very successful in redeploying staff to other areas of the business when we need to. That is what gives us the capacity to grow.

"We value the experience of staff and it is one of the ways that we can differentiate ourselves."

The company admitted that the rate of its life and pensions decline had been worse in the UK, where there was a 27 per cent decline to £2.5bn. It is the clearest indication yet that people are cutting back on the amount they spend on investments like pensions in the wake of the economic downturn.

But the company insists that it remains strong financially. It has a surplus of £3.2bn – meaning it has a strong 'cushion' of cash to protect it from a further downturn.

It currently has £9.2bn of mortgages under its management and the rate of arrears – people who have fallen three months or more behind on mortgage payments – has increased to 0.55 per cent, compared to 0.4 per cent three months ago. But that remains only around a quarter of the national average.

Chief Executive Sir Sandy Crombie said: "Standard Life has delivered a solid underlying performance in the first quarter despite the impact of financial markets, which are significantly lower than a year ago.

"Our sales have been affected by a number of one-off factors including our decision not to renew bulk investment bond deals and the revaluation of the Pension Sterling Fund.

"Our prompt actions, including contributing capital to the fund, coupled with the strength of our distribution relationships, have seen our new business flows recover quickly."

"Although we see the challenging market conditions continuing, our strengths remain un-changed."





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  • Last Updated: 30 April 2009 9:19 AM
  • Source: Edinburgh Evening News
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: Standard Life
 
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alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 30/04/2009 12:20:10
Good on you Standard Life,other outfits would show no mercy and have a clear out.
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 12:23:03
Brian From Accounts breathes a sigh of relief.
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 13:25:09
Stranded Life callcentre worker Christopher Pigtube, 24, said yesterday:

"If Carlsberg made jobs, it would be here at the callcentre. We have humorous posters on the wall and no suicides.

"My favourite films are 'Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood' and 'Breakdance 2 - Electric Boogaloo' - I'm fairly wacky."
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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 13:34:14
Standard Death, a subsidiary of Standard Life, has announced the electrocution of the majority of its staff.

"We were really left with no alternative," said spokesman Colin Thornspew. "In order for our business to survive, we must stay competitive. The only way for us to do this is by reducing our headcount. We feel very sorry for the families affected by this tragedy, but are sure they will take some comfort in the fact that our share price has gone through the flipping roof."
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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 14:02:10
"David Nish has really reassured me about my job," said Alaistair Pissbucket, a Chief Senior Team Leader. "I am really looking forward to taking my career at Standard Life to the next level. Version 32.4 of my Personal and Professional Growth Plan contains outlines for 224 new PowerPoint presentations. I'm hoping that I'll be able to include some clip-art of migratory birds in a few of them, as I am already quite a dab hand with the handshakes and light bulbs. I also make sure I run every presentation through the spell-checker."

Alaistair, who has no life outside of work apart from watching football on Sky Sports, said he is also looking forward to collecting his company pension when he retires 45 years from next week.
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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 14:22:42
13. No, you're thinking of Alistair. This is Alaistair.
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Daudi Baldrs,

30/04/2009 14:31:02
I love my joab and I'm not mental
Love drivin home from th stranded

in my fiat cinquecento

I love listening to all the latest sound
razorlight and travis

yeh
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 14:35:31
We're not all serfs and lemmings here, Sir Alan.

"Let me finish.

This plastic skeleton could sell you a pension quicker than you could, you meshuggenah little bog trotter"

This window will make a fine door for you, you little pranny.

****

And that was the end of today's team building exercise where we office workers pretended to be on The Apprentice because we think its aboutr commerce and not cheap laughs.
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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 14:45:19
Next season's edition of "Harry Hill's TV Twist" includes a special tribute to the PowerPoint mastery of financial services employees.

It's going to be called "The PowerPoint Mastery of Financial Services Employees."
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 14:50:59
Ken likesay the fat bird from marketing wi the gless eye? Ken cyclops likesay?

I seen her oan Yahoo dating likesay.
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 14:52:20
THERE IS NO FINANCIAL LITHIUM

said the manic depressive.

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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 14:54:30
Brian looked in the mirror and saw thirty years worth of achievement in his reflection. It's not everyone works for the UK's premier life insurer and drives a Cinqecento, and works in the heart if historic Edinburgh.

I look at my face in the mirror and I think, now that face is a balanced scorecard of pure synergies.
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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 15:00:01
Later in the day Sandy Crombie announced he will be stepping down as chief executive "for reasons of boredom".

"It's all down to a moment of clear-headed thinking," he said. "I've suddenly realised that I work in easily the most boring industry in the world. I heard the voice of God ask me whether I would prefer to continue in my current job or have my ears pulled out with a pair of tweezers. I had to give some thought to my answer, which made me realise my whole life had been a hollow sham."

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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 15:14:25
I'm impressed with how much you know about god (surely "God"?), Super Mario Sarcasm Galaxy.
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 15:32:43
"We value the experience of staff and it is one of the ways that we can differentiate ourselves."

Meaningless corporate pishfrom Nish there then.

Do HR still ask why planes fly over the North pole?

Answer - planes fly over the North pole because the pilot's got a proper job and you don't, ya HR fandan.
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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 15:47:05
"Although the firm admits that further job losses cannot be ruled out, it said it is committed to retaining staff wherever possible..."

Which, of course, means nothing, absolutely nothing.

What are they meant to say?

"The firm admits that further job losses cannot be ruled out, and said it is not necessarily committed to retaining staff ..."
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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 15:52:30
"The firm said staff could take a flying leap as far as it was concerned."
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 16:03:22
#30

What they could have said, in a list of 10:

"I fancy Patricia Krenwinkel but I think she's been denied parole 11 times so the chances of rumpy punpy with her are about 500-1"

"Pickle your knees"

"Awrite how ye doin I hate Edinburgh whaurs the zoo big man and that by the wau so it is"

"We'll fight them on the beaches"

"Time is a great teacher, but he kills all his pupils"

"Spurs are on their way to Wembley"

"The seagulls follow the trawler because HR sent a memo saying so"

"It's an equitable life Henry"

"Have you got the new Iron Maiden album on cassette"

"Yikes"

"I need a joaby but I can't go for a jobby cos my bogbreaks are timed so I'll just joaby the pants"

"We are hindered by a challenging financial backdrop and the inability to use metaphors"

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I love to eat Sellotape,

30/04/2009 16:19:08
Michael Pantsmear, a middle manager who has worked for the company since leaving school, said: "Look into my eyes and see the despair that has been etched into them through the years. I value my private healthcare and my company Mondeo but I have no soul and no passion. I quite like the food at Frankie & Benny's and am going to Benidorm with the wife and kids in July."
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 17:50:55
Toby Piddle-Streaks (36) directing manager of assurance analysts STFU Assurance Analysts, said yesterday:

"The Stranded is a good ship afloat on quite a bad ocean. There is some natural headwind exacerbated by the recession, but with some experiential leverage and natural wastage only Brian From accounts will actually get redundantized and even then only on account of the schadenfreude value it will provide.

Th Stranded, however, will have to cope with a rash of new market-share grabbing startups from the supermarkets, and there's been a lot of flue around lately hasn't there oh well, ha ha gringo etc"
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The Spook,

30/04/2009 21:07:30
Looks like "I love to eat Sellotape" doesn't work judging by the times of his/her postings. Also seems to have a very strong grudge but is trying to hide it. C'mon Sellotape, what's your problem?

Others also seem to be hiding behind something in that they won't come right out and say what is behind their comments.

Standard Life is a Company that is doing well in the current economic climate, is trying to keep people in work, and doesn't deserve most of the claptrap writeen here.

Try getting behind a Scottish Company that is doing its utmost or, is it the case, as it seems to be in all walks of life to try to put people down when they're doing well.

Sellotape, amongst others, you've lost any respect I may have had for you.
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DaveA1875,

Edinburgh 30/04/2009 21:21:14
#35 Looks like Daudi and Super Mario have the same problem. Their comments suggest they work for the Company. If they don't like it they should get out and let someone else earn a living - unlike them!
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 30/04/2009 22:16:50
#35

Okay, I resign. You can have my job. Just make sure you don't get your appraisal with fat Moira when there's a full moon. She goes furry and barks a lot.

"Balanced scorecard roaarrr"
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Finbarr Saunders,

30/04/2009 22:20:46
35 - The Spook - "Sellotape, amongst others, you've lost any respect I may have had for you."

I'm astonished that you had any in the first place. What the hell were you thinking?

Gorgie_Tony is the only poster who deserves any respect. If you don't respect him, you run the risk of getting a damn good thrashing, whilst he repeatedly refers to you as a feral youth or a useless, lazy copper!
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Daudi Baldrs,

Norway 01/05/2009 11:45:28
It took me two and a half hours to write the wordsearch scenario, only for it to get deleted.

I'm sorry if it upset anyone. Is it cos I is black?

 

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