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Evening News Caption Competition - Friday 26 June, 2009

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Published Date: 26 June 2009
What is Gordon Brown saying to Jack Straw?



Enter the Evening News caption competition and tell us. Just log on to edinburghnews.com and post your caption. You'll need to register if you've not posted a comment on the website before but it only takes a few seconds.

We'll be featuring a selection of our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager.

Yesterday's winner
Oh no, Your Highness, I can assure you everybody loves it when you do that Full Monty dance
EmzJ

And the runners-up are..
"shall we dance"
oscowoody

I'm telling you, it was the best haggis supper I've ever had.
Douglas

Competition is open to readers aged 18 years and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office. There is no cash/voucher equivalent prize.





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1

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 08:50:35
MPs' expenses? I don't think anybody noticed, Jack.
2

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 08:53:18
No, Gordon, you're doing your evil face again
3

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 08:54:42
Yeah, my bottle's got vodka in it too
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 08:55:44
Maybe a bit of fly-swatting would improve your image, Gordon
5

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 08:58:24
Gordon Brown and Jack Straw? All I can see is a vase.
6

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 08:58:49
They're OK, but they're not as funny as Mel Smith and Griff Rhys-Jones.
7

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 08:59:46
I did mention the expenses war once, Jack, but I don't think anybody noticed
8

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 09:07:30
If the photographer had been a bit quicker, he would have caught Gordon and Jack re-enacting the famous spaghetti scene from 'The Lady and the Tramp'
9

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 09:13:19
Gordon smiled as he felt that Obama moment coming - a fly had just settled on the bridge of Jack's nose
10

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 09:14:21
Sorry to mention it, Gordon, but I don't think those big transparent ear-rings do anything for you
11

Skip McClendon,

26/06/2009 09:34:30
"You...COMPLETE me"...
12

Sarcasm,

26/06/2009 10:58:58
... and when I snap my fingers you'll wake up and back me as Prime Minister.
13

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 26/06/2009 11:06:29
Listen Jack,its my way or the highway.
14

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 26/06/2009 11:07:30
3-2-1 your back in the room,what do you remember.
15

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 26/06/2009 11:08:26
You are looking lovely tonight Jack.
16

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 11:48:27
"Jack u have beautiful eyes"
17

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 11:53:52
Jack and gordon face each other in the national staring championships"
18

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 11:55:35
" I love you"
19

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 11:56:31
" Can i kiss you"
20

Stotty,

26/06/2009 11:58:26
This really is the last Straw for Gordon.
21

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:00:42
"was that you"
22

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:02:18
"we are screwed in the next elections"
23

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:03:49
"Are you gonna kiss me Jack"
24

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:04:23
"lets run away together Jack"
25

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:05:28
" I am in room 23 Jack meet you there soon"
26

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:07:53
Gordon serenades Jack " Blue eyes my babys got blue eyes"
27

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:11:38
"You smell nice today Jack"
28

Grover D. Pomegranate,

26/06/2009 12:12:51
It's the best price I can get Gordon: 2-1 for the 3.30 Sandown fav...
29

Grover D. Pomegranate,

26/06/2009 12:13:54
Don;t tell him Jack, but I've tied Alastair Darling's shoelaces together.
30

Grover D. Pomegranate,

26/06/2009 12:15:06
If you must kinow, yes I am going Commando with the kilt I'm wearing, Jack.
31

Grover D. Pomegranate,

26/06/2009 12:15:53
And Tony went flying along the corridor without him realising I had put the banana skin there.
32

Euan Gregor,

Watford 26/06/2009 12:48:45
Knowing me knowing you...AH HA!
33

Euan Gregor,

Watford 26/06/2009 12:49:19
This is rally embarrasing, but could I borrow a few quid?
34

Niddire View ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 12:49:35
"Listen Jack, I'm H.A.P.P.Y.,I am H.A.P.P.Y., country may not be but I am"
35

Euan Gregor,

Watford 26/06/2009 12:51:49
This wallpaper's a bit loud isn't it?
36

Euan Gregor,

Watford 26/06/2009 12:53:15
Sorry Jack but its just that Ed Balls said he was clutching at Straws!
37

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 13:04:46
Well this photo should prove that I DO know jack.
38

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 13:06:28
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett gone in one day. The pressure's off us for a while.
39

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 13:07:21
I've been practicing the grin, what do you think?
40

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 13:08:25
It's much better than the last one Gordon. I can't tell which is real.
41

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 13:09:21
We really need to have a meeting to avoid this clash of ties.
42

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 13:11:51
Honestly Gordon, you swat flies. It worked wonders for Barack on the telly.
43

LustForLeith,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 13:26:09
Told you I didn't lose my bottle!
44

tomias,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 14:05:31
No I hadnt forgotten the same sex agreement
45

Peat Trench,

26/06/2009 14:49:12
Jack, what's this I hear about you phoning Ikea and asking how much my reshuffled cabinet cost.
46

Francis Murphy,

balerno 26/06/2009 15:35:04
We're laughing Jack the ayes have it
47

Francis Murphy,

balerno 26/06/2009 15:37:07
Got any more of that Grecian 2000 .
48

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 16:01:19
I suppose this is what I get for asking for a bottle of water and a straw.
49

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 16:04:07
Tony was on the phone earlier about the Iraq inquiry. He wanted a more precise definition of "tell the truth".
50

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 18:59:08
Gordon gave Nicola a big, sexy smile. He really should have gone to Specsavers.
51

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 20:26:14
What do you think about the new Speaker then? We'd have got a better selection from Richer Sounds.
52

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/06/2009 20:27:20
A fiver says they use this shot in the Evening News caption competition.
53

Scott Edinburgh,

Edinburgh 26/06/2009 20:55:39
"So Jack did you put in a Claim for that plug that i told you about"
54

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 27/06/2009 00:33:02
ooh jack you are awful but i like you
55

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 27/06/2009 00:34:13
smile jack were on candid camera
56

Aud,

27/06/2009 11:14:20
"Is it true Jack that if I win this stare out contest they will let me stay Prime Minister"
57

Grover D. Pomegranate,

27/06/2009 14:51:22

That's now 6 laxatives I've put in Alex Salmond's coffee and he's STILL not noticed.
58

Grover D. Pomegranate,

27/06/2009 14:53:06
If you want to change your name to Jack Hay, I can't stop you.
59

blackley,

Edinburgh 27/06/2009 17:45:05
Do you know something, Jack? I think we've got away with it!
60

blackley,

Edinburgh 27/06/2009 17:47:45
For god's sake put the glasses on again, Jack. That's the third time today you've called me Harriet!
61

blackley,

Edinburgh 27/06/2009 17:51:15
I used to smell of money, Jack. Now it's strictly Odour of Sanctity.
62

tomias,

Edinburgh 27/06/2009 19:09:50
TRAMS
63

Colin2409,

Edinburgh 27/06/2009 22:14:23
"The Party's almost over. It's only you and me left, and a bottle of water."
64

Douglas,

Bathgate 28/06/2009 18:19:12
Better get a move on Jack, the rooms booked for the Lesbian, Gay and Transexual Alliance conference next.
65

Douglas,

Bathgate 28/06/2009 18:21:16
We can talk this out fully later Jack. I've booked a table at Granita for 8 o'clock.
66

nom nom nom,

29/06/2009 09:45:15
i'm sure lady and the tramp had spaghetti

 

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