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Published Date: 24 June 2009
What is Nicola Sturgeon saying to WHO alcohol expert Dr Peter Anderson?


Enter the Evening News caption competition and tell us. Just log on to edinburghnews.com and post your caption.

We'll feature our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager.

Yetserday's winner
You may well laugh, but there's no chance of bike thieves going anywhere near this one.
A Clamper

Runners-up..
When colleagues said the problem with Stewart's bike was the nut behind the handlebars, he just didn't understand
EmzJ

"At last an honest man who never claimed a Penny Farthing on expenses for his bike."
ken wilkinson

Am i doing this right
roscowoody

This competition is open to readers aged 18 years and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office. There is no cash/voucher equivalent prize.





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1

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:03:39
So you mean I get more of a kick if I suck it through a straw?
2

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:05:59
I'll tell you this, there's a devil of a lot I could tell YOU about alcohol, Dr. Peter Know-it-all Anderson
3

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:10:19
"wow look at these prices, good job theyare going on my expenses"
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:10:38
Well, I think I'll start with the Champagne aperitif, followed by pork in cider, then peaches drenched in liqueur. What are you having, Dr. Anderson?
5

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:12:39
"The prices in this restaurant are expensive"
6

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:14:43
" I know i should not have had that last bottle of wine"
7

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:15:57
"Do i look hungover"
8

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:17:24
" wow bucks fizz have not had that for years"
9

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:19:18
"look at the scottish parliment drinks bill its huge"
10

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:19:19
We're very proud to say you'll see a lot of that in Scotland - oh, I thought you said irresponsible drinking
11

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:20:14
Sorry about that, Dr. Anderson - my lips always pucker when I've had a skinful
12

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:20:54
A Scotch on the rocks? Aye, I think most of us are.
13

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:21:29
"No one will ever know these books are blank"
14

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:24:16
" Waiter can i get the bill please"
15

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:24:41
No, I keep telling you, it's Doctor Anderson from WHO, not Doctor Who from the Anderson
16

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:29:15
" Go on give me a kiss"
17

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:32:05
" Pucker up baby"
18

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:32:41
Well, they sent me, Dr. Anderson, because even three packets of extra-strong mints weren't enough to get the smell of alcohol off everybody else's breath
19

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:33:10
" Binge drinking, what me"
20

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:33:47
Well, I definitely wouldn't recommend a lemon as a starter, Dr. Anderson
21

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:34:44
" Have you got an asprin peter, my head hurts"
22

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:34:57
Stewart Stevenson was to have been here but his bike fell apart on the way
23

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:37:39
" man i got hammered last night, anyway lets get back to business, binge drinking"
24

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 09:38:44
" wow i thought bucks fizz was a group not a drink"
25

Skip McClendon,

24/06/2009 10:07:32
"Do you think the National Library of Scotland will agree to stock this?"
26

Skip McClendon,

24/06/2009 10:08:20
"She's a ten-pinter".
27

nom nom nom,

24/06/2009 10:42:02
I thoguht they were trying to ban Saltire's from the library!?!?
28

blackley,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 10:46:06
Nippy Sweetie, is it? Now you're talkng my language!
29

blackley,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 10:48:09
Can't wait to ditch this character and go out on the ran-dan!
30

blackley,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 10:50:10
Dr Who battles the dreaded alco-pops with the aid of his plucky assistant Nicola!
31

Euan Gregor,

Watford 24/06/2009 10:55:17
So when the Mexican wave comes to us we..oh! missed it!
32

Euan Gregor,

Watford 24/06/2009 10:57:18
Can I at least have an irn-bru then?
33

Euan Gregor,

Watford 24/06/2009 10:58:23
WHO are you to tell me what I can and cant drink?
34

Euan Gregor,

Watford 24/06/2009 10:59:55
I got my expenses through today. My shout, have anything you want!
35

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

24/06/2009 11:51:24
As the Saltire has been declared racist, I thought our new national symbol could be a pink elephant. What do you think?
36

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

24/06/2009 11:52:48
So doctor Andersen, how much did you need to drink to become an expert on alcohol?
37

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

24/06/2009 11:55:03
Just limit the audience to a couple of questions Peter and we can make the pub by opening time...
38

coinsorter,

edinburgh 24/06/2009 12:03:30
we will have to tell the national libary of scotland to keep these books under the counter.
39

coinsorter,

edinburgh 24/06/2009 12:04:23
Great wine list.
40

coinsorter,

edinburgh 24/06/2009 12:08:21
Nicola cant beleive she got to spit out her wine at this tasting session.
41

coinsorter,

edinburgh 24/06/2009 12:11:21
nicola cant belive shes got to spit out her wine at this tasting session.
42

reincarnated,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 12:26:29
When you come back to my place we'll kick off with a bit of this.
43

reincarnated,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 12:27:46
Alex has gone on a diet. I told him just to go like this to the camera.
44

LustForLeith,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 13:17:17
The Amatuer Dramatics version of Lady And The Tramp was so cheap they couldn't afford the pasta.
45

LustForLeith,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 13:17:48
Jackanory was never as good as you used to remember it.
46

norrie clark,

edinburgh 24/06/2009 13:42:03
Mmmm, I think i`ll have egg and chips.
47

norrie clark,

edinburgh 24/06/2009 13:43:11
you can have cod. I`ll have salmond
48

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 14:41:20
Oh look, you can get a bevvy in the new National Library cafe !
49

Chris Gent,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 14:53:28
"So Mr Alchohol Expert, would you kiss me after a few??"
50

Chris Gent,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 14:54:44
"When they said I was meeting a DR from WHO I was expecting Tom Baker!!"
51

Maz5280,

Edinburgh 24/06/2009 17:06:41
Are you sure we can't have the mussels in white wine?
52

walter,

24/06/2009 17:54:40
Yes I know but it is all London, Westminster and Labours fault, Once we run an independent Scotland the figure will show there is no drink problem in Scotland.
53

Aud,

24/06/2009 20:19:20
"With my wages & expenses I can't afford these prices!" Nicola Sturgeon says trying to keep a straight face.
54

gerry99,

24/06/2009 20:30:59
" I believe they do a very tasty 'Salmond moose' at this restaurant.
55

Douglas,

Bathgate 24/06/2009 23:19:04
Right Peter, that's the alcohol sorted out now what about this 'too much Saltire in our diet'?
56

Douglas,

Bathgate 24/06/2009 23:19:53
I canny drink in the afternoon, I'm flagging.
57

Douglas,

Bathgate 24/06/2009 23:21:00
Right! Who said that? I'll have you know it's styled by Taylor Ferguson.

 

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