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Published Date: 23 June 2009
What's wrong with Stewart Stevenson's bike?



Enter the Evening News caption competition and tell us. Just log on to edinburghnews.com and post your caption.

We'll feature our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager. So what are you waiting for, think of something funny. . .

Yesterday's winner
Drink up mate, plenty more of that, it's on the tax payer, like everything else!
Niddire View

Runners-up ..
Health chiefs accused of over-reacting to the dangers of alcohol by issuing hard hats and hi-viz vests to drinkers.
Douglas

I claimed for a quaich this big on expenses!
Dougie09

Competition open to readers aged 18 and over. Weekly winner chosen by our judging panel. Editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office. There is no cash/voucher equivalent prize.





The full article contains 177 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

nom nom nom,

23/06/2009 08:52:49
Just like the expenses! you've been framed!
2

nom nom nom,

23/06/2009 08:53:19
When I said change gear Stewart, i meant your clothes!
3

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 09:03:20
Illiterate Edinburgh policeman arrests Stewart Stevenson for peddling
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 09:06:08
As he tries to disentangle himself from his bike, Stewart regrets calling Chris Hoy a twit
5

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 09:17:59
Who can SuperSalmond and WonderNicola turn to when a real crisis occurs? Why, Bicycle Repair Man, that's who!
6

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 09:21:52
Stewart manages to explain away that funny noise as a pucnture, but can't explain that strange odour ...
7

blackley,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 09:50:10
The Minister for Climate Change feels the effect of sudden increase in wind direction.
8

blackley,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 09:53:45
Don't do that Stewart. The wind might change.
9

blackley,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 09:55:59
Uk triathlon challenge gets off to slow start.
10

blackley,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 10:01:57
That's politics.....Heels within Wheels......
11

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 10:01:59
Stewart loosens the nuts on Alex Salmond's bike
12

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 10:04:13
When colleagues said the problem with Stewart's bike was the nut behind the handlebars, he just didn't understand
13

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 10:08:25
Saving the planet? No, it's just I can't afford the old Bentley now we're not getting expenses.
14

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 10:22:41
You may well laugh, but there's no chance of bike thieves going anywhere near this one.
15

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 11:22:10
Er, Mr. Stevenson, wouldn't it be easier to just cut your tie in half?
16

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 11:23:13
Unfortunately, Mr. Stevenson ordered his new "Cycle for the Planet" lapel badges a little too big
17

nom nom nom,

23/06/2009 11:35:37
I hope your not charging that puncture repair kit to your expenses!
18

steviethehibby,

Broughton Street 23/06/2009 12:02:15
Somewhere along the line, the wrong Spanner had been chosen for the job.
19

ken wilkinson,

Hull 23/06/2009 12:06:06
"At last an honest man who never claimed a Penny Farthing on expenses for his bike."
20

Douglas,

Bathgate 23/06/2009 12:17:22
Stevenson to review his selection of extra strong hold gel.
21

Douglas,

Bathgate 23/06/2009 12:18:21
A variation on the old builders bum being somewhere to park your bike gag.
22

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

23/06/2009 12:35:24
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your bicycle clips.
23

Muriel Muirhead,

23/06/2009 13:12:35
No one told me I'd get saddle sores with this mode of transport.
24

tomias,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 14:15:38
New TV programme;
" Ugly Stew Stevey" !
25

Colin2409,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 14:21:24
World exclusive! Evening News photos Transport Minister mutating into bicycle to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
26

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 23/06/2009 16:04:02
I have been in the frame for many things but,this is crazy.
27

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 23/06/2009 16:04:38
How the heck does one get it started.
28

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 23/06/2009 16:05:36
Never had this problem in Holland.
29

Douglas,

Bathgate 23/06/2009 16:30:10
Bloody office said I was being photographed with a Spaniard.
30

Douglas,

Bathgate 23/06/2009 16:32:23
Not sure you've got a handle on this chain letter thing Stevenson.
31

Douglas,

Bathgate 23/06/2009 16:36:47
Evening News publish e-fit of Gorgie_Tony.
32

Douglas,

Bathgate 23/06/2009 16:38:21
The Scottish Parliament supplies the tools for cycle maintenance.
33

3 bears,

23/06/2009 17:59:59
Without CCTV evidence the sabotage charges against Stevenson would never have made it to court.
34

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:27:13
"How on earth do u work this thing"
35

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:30:40
" You've been framed"
36

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:32:00
" The wheels on the bus go, oh no wrong song"
37

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:33:14
" Stuart brings a new meaning to, on your bike"
38

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:35:42
Stewart shows his interest in being a SPOKEsman
39

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:39:31
Stewart shows off his new set of wheels
40

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:42:39
" Am i doing this right"
41

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:43:35
" I love Diana ross' CHAIN reaction"
42

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:46:35
" I know we are to cut our expenses down but this is ridiculous"
43

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:48:32
" Where is the engine"
44

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:51:13
" I dont claim for my second home but i do for my second bike"
45

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:53:05
" I want to ride my bicycle i want to ride it were i like"
46

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:56:28
" Where does my chauffeur sit"
47

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 18:58:54
" Whats this"
48

blackley,

Edinburgh 23/06/2009 20:09:03
Oy you! Get off the pavement!
49

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 23/06/2009 22:57:58
go on get on your bike
50

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 23/06/2009 22:59:07
so is this what they call pedal power then
51

Conan the Librarian™,

24/06/2009 01:50:28
I said "Hold A Rally, Stewart, A R-A-L-L-Y".

 

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