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Published Date: 17 June 2009
What's on David Cameron's mind here?


Enter the Evening News caption competition at edinburghnews.com and tell us what you think You'll need to register if you've not posted a comment on the website before but it only takes seconds.

We'll be featuring a selection of our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager.

Yesterday's winner
"We happen upon the Chancellor just as he's about to demonstrate how he juggles the figures."
Douglas

The runners-up..
"Mr Darling tries to decide whether to go with 'LOVE' or 'HATE'."
EmzJ

"Look, I don't mind doing the Blair hand gestures, but I draw the line at wearing the ties."
A Clamper

"Let us pray."
nom nom nom

"On the one hand property prices have collapsed. On the other, though, I've got three homes."
A Friend of Fernando Poo

This competition is open to readers aged 18 years and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office. There is no cash/voucher equivalent prize.





The full article contains 222 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 08:37:14
You may as well give up, lads - the last time Douglas won Monday's and Tuesday's caption competition, he scooped the lager too
2

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 08:38:40
Policies? We've got wheelbarrow-loads of 'em!
3

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 08:39:19
Cameron shows how he felt when somebody stole his bike
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 08:40:17
OK, Sikorski, just wait until his head lines up with the target ...
5

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 08:40:58
As usual, Cameron isn't exactly on-target ... just between them
6

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 08:42:02
Cameron direct? David just likes to boast he's had sat nav installed.
7

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 08:43:06
David shows the correct health-and-safety way to pick up a case of 24 bottles of lager
8

Euan Gregor,

Watford 17/06/2009 09:16:18
If you lift it like this Alastair you should be able to budget!
9

Euan Gregor,

Watford 17/06/2009 09:18:02
Thats it William, left leg in, now right leg, now pull them up like so!
10

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 09:21:19
Last in the sack race again!
11

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 09:51:30
One thing's for sure - Cameron Dyaz his hair
12

Skip McClendon,

17/06/2009 09:57:28
The dangers of trying to order a serious politician by mail are revealed.
13

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 10:27:53
David was always losing his ties, so he'd carefully stapled this one on
14

Skip McClendon,

17/06/2009 10:32:12
Samantha was now using cheap starch, as Dave could no longer claim the good stuff on expenses.
15

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 10:44:15
#1 EmzJ: Perk of the job. I'm really John Gibson(and I have friends in high places). :o)
16

Francis Murphy,

balerno 17/06/2009 10:48:20
Tories unveil new online scheme to rival Tesco!
17

steviethehibby,

Broughton 17/06/2009 10:53:22
Having been hit hard in the pocket by the expenses scandal, David Cameron unashamedly reveals what he does in the local Gentlemens Club to supplement his income.
18

Fredster.,

17/06/2009 10:58:22
So yeah i loved that show Ironside, you know the guy in the wheelchair. They only did on season though, I heard he was sick of getting pushed around!!!
19

Francis Murphy,

balerno 17/06/2009 10:58:53
"Mail Order Bridegroom" deemed a failure!
20

Fredster.,

17/06/2009 10:59:50
When i'm PM can we just stick Gordon in a wheelbarrow and push him out the door?
21

Fredster.,

17/06/2009 11:00:40
What do you mean you can't ski? Everyone can Ski.. look i'll show you.
22

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:01:48
So there we were, fifty quid on the game and I only had the black to pot and I heard the news about Jim Devine. Couldn't see the table for tears of laughter.
23

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:03:34
Tories launch own-label slightly ill-fitting shirts to swell party coffers.
24

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:06:06
Journalists and interviwers to sue Cameron over misleading claims of always giving a straight answer.
25

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:12:16
Cameron follows the instructional video for gutting a virtual sheep.
26

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:13:01
D'you want some son? I'm a bit tasty you know.
27

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:13:51
Tories gather for some "blue ties" thinking.
28

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:16:11
Latest idea to take people off the dole. Successful candidates will stand on street corners of major cities dressed as public schoolboys and give out maps to lost tourists.
29

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 11:17:53
Come on Cammo! Show us your "dad at a wedding" dance moves.
30

Skip McClendon,

17/06/2009 11:29:03
"Damned cheap deodorant - it Sure did let me down!"
31

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 11:48:03
One wonders if this is going to be as much of a flop as NHS Direct
32

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 11:55:10
He might be a good politician, but he still can't make that farting noise with his armpits
33

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 12:31:52
If you're planning on running for a bus with two Lidl bags, best get the more expensive ones not the 3p finger slicers.
34

blackley,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 12:40:55
What are our policies, you ask? Time for a sharp exit!
35

blackley,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 12:42:22
Cameron Direct! We deliver to your door in a shopping trolley!
36

blackley,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 12:44:21
This shirt and tie combi is from our Serious But Approachable range.
37

Edge Living,

17/06/2009 12:44:46
See I am a man of action, err Action Man
38

Chris Gent,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 12:50:50
"Altogether now, you put your left arm in, your left arm out...."
39

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

17/06/2009 12:54:42
Cameron is so enthused with his Greeen Futures lecture that he fails to notice someone has stolen his bike.
40

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

17/06/2009 12:56:28
...and the reverse cowgirl can prevent one's tie getting creased.
41

Chris Gent,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 13:02:11
"Gordon Browns time in power will be about this long"
42

Chris Gent,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 13:07:56
"Ok as an ice breaker conference peeps, on your feet and lets do the Birdie Song...and a little bit of this and a little bit of that and..."
43

Chris Gent,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 13:09:41
"And anyone who does not agree with my policies will be put in a head lock and have their nose pulled like this"
44

Niddire View ,

Niddrie 17/06/2009 13:25:40
"Yeah baby I know I'm really with it!
45

tam o:shanter,

edinburgh 17/06/2009 13:51:38
David was showing how he squeezed when giving birth to the new tories
46

hubris,

17/06/2009 13:53:13
So if you push the wheelbarrow like this youll be able to peddle all the horseshit i speak round the entire country!
47

Skip McClendon,

17/06/2009 14:11:40
"I vunder if zis picture vill appear in ze Papers?"
48

Niddire View ,

Niddrie 17/06/2009 15:25:06
"Ok,the new Conservative Pary Song is Agadoo!"
49

Muriel Muirhead,

17/06/2009 16:39:03
Where has my handlebars gone, I've lost my grip, nothing new there then.
50

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

17/06/2009 17:23:01
....and with my invisible divining rod, I'll seek out efficiency savings.
51

3 bears,

17/06/2009 18:13:44
Cameron's answer to rising unemployment?
The Get on your bike dance of course.
52

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 18:53:04
"Who stole my wheelbarrow"
53

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 18:57:09
David shows off his Joe Pasquale impression "i know a song that will get on your nerves"
54

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 18:58:34
"who stole my zimmer frame"
55

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 18:59:43
"The wheels on the bus go round and round"
56

Mèths,

17/06/2009 19:01:43
What do you mean there's a pair of killer spectacles climbing up my tie? Don't be ridic....Aaaaargh!
57

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:01:54
David dances with his imaginary friend
58

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:04:06
David thinks his new courier service "cameron direct" will be a winner
59

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:05:54
"god my arms hurt"
60

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:06:26
"why isn't anyone else dancing"
61

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:07:17
"woo hoo i love the jungle book"
62

roscowoody,

Edinbugh 17/06/2009 19:08:23
"did i win the tug'o'war"
63

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:09:34
"This is my victory dance for winning the next election, do u like it"
64

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:12:55
"I smell smoke, is the back of my shirt on fire, "
65

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:14:15
"God i knew i should have ironed my shirt better, look at the cuffs"
66

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:15:26
"mirror mirror on the wall"
67

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:17:18
"Wow check that girl, she is hot"
68

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:18:42
"Big fish Little fish cardboard box" "i love raving"
69

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:19:24
" I am so good"
70

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:22:00
"I am so good at being a statue"
71

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:23:56
David practices to be the new tony the tiger "Grrr"
72

roscowoody,

Edinburgh 17/06/2009 19:28:42
The new Face of Lynx
73

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 20:04:48
Cameron lends a hand as the Invisible Man is stretchered off in the full contact tiddlywinks final.
74

Dragonlord,

17/06/2009 20:11:53
Those sheep are slippery customers, I had one here a minute ago.
75

Douglas,

Bathgate 17/06/2009 20:22:46
That's neat that's neat that's neat that's neat I really love your tiger feet......
76

Mèths,

17/06/2009 21:17:50
It was a simple vasectomy job - or so the doctor said.
77

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 17/06/2009 23:29:08
ladies and gents please dont ask about the germans
78

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 17/06/2009 23:30:58
lets push forward now where did i put that barrow
79

nom nom nom,

18/06/2009 09:10:27
Gordon Brown? He's a barrow full of laughs

 

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